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"why won't you die?"-JUDE LAW [Sep. 21st, 2004|02:18 pm]
i hate music. i hate people. i hate people who label themselves as a music genre. i hate music genres. i hate livejournal. i am retiring it. if someone wants to hear about my life, they can talk to me. otherwise, they can ingest seamen into the pours of their eyeballs.
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le vag (my poem about the deformed and disordinant vagina) [Sep. 21st, 2004|12:33 pm]
odorous vagina. a clitorous that dangles like a snake stalking its prey. a wooley-mammoth hair jungle of tropical climate. halitosis like the fiery winds of the river styx. ALAS! i pray for you man. your fate is far worse than death.
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(no subject) [Sep. 20th, 2004|08:23 am]
kill yourself. please.
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(no subject) [Sep. 14th, 2004|12:47 pm]
hi
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2004|03:35 pm]
wow. i knew i smelled "cool" in the room. you are a yeast infection...kill it before it breathes.
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(no subject) [Sep. 13th, 2004|07:15 am]
shoot me bc im awake. my arms are getting very big.
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